PETER PAN PANTOMIME SCRIPT
SCENE 1
HOOK: I've got you now Pan!
PETER: Oh no you haven't!
HOOK: Oh yes, I have!
PETER: Oh no you haven't!
HOOK: Oh yes, I have!
PETER: Let's see how tough you are without your pirates.
HOOK: You're trembling Pan. Is that because you're frightened?
PETER: No, it's because your breath stinks!
(Hook lunges at Peter. Peter raises his sword and cuts downwards. Hook yells in pain and drops his sword.)
HOOK: You've cut off my hand! Where is it?
PETER: Looking for this Stinkybreath?
(Peter holds up Hook's hand.)
HOOK: Give it back!
PETER: Never!
HOOK: I'll get you for this Pan. I want my revenge!
SCENE 2
TIGER LILY: What you think of your leader, Captain Hook?
SMEE: I think Captain Hook is a stinky old stink stink.
TIGER LILY: Well then, we can be friends. My name is Tiger Lily. What's yours?
SMEE: It's Smee.
TIGER LILY: I know it's you but what's your name?
SMEE: It's Smee.
TIGER LILY: Yes, but what's your name?
SMEE: Smee is my name.
TIGER LILY: Oh, I see.
SMEE: I must get back to the ship or I'll be in trouble with the captain.
Bye, shipmates!
SCENE 3
WENDY: Goodnight Jane.
JANE: Night Wendy.
WENDY: Goodnight Mary.
MARY: Night Wendy.
PETER: Tinkerbell? Where have you gone? Where are you hiding? Come on, Tinkerbell.
JANE: Hello.
WENDY: Why are you sad?
PETER: I can't find Tinkerbell. What are your names?
WENDY: Wendy Moira Angela Darling.
JANE: Jane Agatha Beatrice Darling.
MARY: Mary Evelyn Marjorie Darling.
PETER: Those are very long names!
WENDY: We're middle class. Who are you?
PETER: I'm Peter Pan!
JANE: Where do you come from?
PETER: A place called Neverland. You should see it. Mermaids, pirates and fairies live there.
MARY: Fairies?
WENDY: Fairies are real?
PETER: There's a fairy hiding in this room. Tinkerbell? Where are you?
WENDY: What about over here?
PETER: There you are Tinkerbell.
JANE: Oh, she's beautiful!
PETER: Tinkerbell. I'd like you to meet my new best friend, Wendy.
WENDY: I'm delighted to meet you.
PETER: I forgot to tell you; fairies are very rude.
WENDY: I think she's very pretty.
TINKERBELL: I think you're a great big lump!
PETER: Now I've found Tinkerbell, I must get back to Neverland.
MARY: No!
JANE: Wait!
WENDY: Don't go yet. I could tell you stories.
PETER: Really? Come on then.
JANE: Wait!
WENDY: What are you doing?
PETER: Taking you to Neverland!
MARY: No, Peter!
WENDY: I didn't mean that. It would break my parents' hearts if we went missing.
PETER: You'll be back before they know you've gone.
WENDY: In that case, we will come with you!
TINKERBELL: Why is Peter taking that silly Wendy girl back to Neverland? He doesn't need a new best friend. I'M his best friend. She's not going to get away with it. She'll find out that Tinkerbell is not a fairy to be messed with!
SCENE 4
SMEE: I've got a great idea. You lot hate Captain Hook, don't you? Good. Let's all give him a boo. Like this. Booooooo! Let's all do it after three. 1, 2, 3. Booooooo!
HOOK: What do you think you're doing?
SMEE: I was trying to stop the audience from booing you.
HOOK: Why would the audience be booing me?
SMEE: They hate you.
HOOK: Why do they hate me?
SMEE: You've got stinky breath.
HOOK: I don't have stinky breath.!
SMEE: Oh, yes you do!
HOOK: Oh, no I don't!
SMEE: Oh, yes you do!
HOOK: Oh no I don't!
SMEE: Would you like a Tic Tac?
HOOK: That's very kind of you. The audience are booing me because they're scared of me.
SMEE: Oh, no we're not!
HOOK: Oh, yes, they are!
SMEE: Oh, no we're not!
HOOK: Are you taking they're side?
SMEE: No, Captain.
HOOK: Oh, yes you were!
SMEE: Oh, no we weren't!
HOOK: Oh, yes you were!
SMEE: Oh, no we weren't!
HOOK: Anyone who crosses Captain Hook will be punished. The person I'd like to punish most is Peter Pan. It was Pan that cut off my hand and fed it to the crocodile. The crocodile liked the taste so much, he's been following me around ever since, waiting to eat the rest of me. The only thing that keeps me safe from him, is that he swallowed a clock, so when he's near, I can hear him going tick, tock, tick, tock.
SMEE: (Makes tick, tock sound.) Like that?
HOOK: Yes, just like that. The crocodile must be nearby!
SMEE: It could be a dog.
HOOK: What sort of dog goes tick, tock, tick, tock?
SMEE: A watch dog!
HOOK: The crocodile! Arrgghh!
SMEE: Arrgghh!
SCENE 5
TIGER LILY: Welcome back to Neverland. Wow! What's this?
TOOTLES: Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
TIGER LILY: No, it's a fairy!
TINKERBELL: Oi, you're just jealous.
TIGER LILY: Me, jealous of an itty bitty thing like you?
TINKERBELL: Yes you! Jealous of me!
TIGER LILY: Enough of this girly banter. Where's Peter Pan?
TINKERBELL: He should be landing any minute now but he's in trouble.
TIGER LILY: Why?
TINKERBELL: He's being chased by a great, ugly demon.
TIGER LILY: Oh yes, I can see him. There's something flying right behind him.
TINKERBELL: It's called a "Wendy" and it will kill Peter if you don't help him.
TIGER LILY: Never fear - Tiger Lily's here! (To Tootles) Prepare your weapon.
PETER: I'm back! What are you doing!?
TIGER LILY: I'll save you Peter Pan! Kill the Wendy!
TOOTLES: Kill the Wendy!
PETER: No! Wait! Wendy isn't my enemy. She's my best friend!
TIGER LILY: Best friend? Put down your weapon. We thought she was a horrible demon.
WENDY: What on earth gave you that idea?
TIGER LILY: Tinkerbell did.
PETER: Tink, I want a word with you. I know you're jealous of Wendy but this is very bad.
TINKERBELL: Talk to the hand, cos the fairy ain't listening.
PETER: Apologise to Wendy or I won't be your friend.
(Tinkerbell goes to Wendy as if to apologise but instead pulls her hair and goes off.)
WENDY: Ow!
PETER: Never come back, you wicked fairy! Are you alright Wendy?
WENDY: Yes, I think so.
TIGER LILY: I'm glad you're back Peter Pan; Captain Hook and his pesky pirates have been causing mayhem while you've been away.
PETER: Don't worry, Tiger Lily. Together we'll beat those pesky pirates! (To audience) Won't we? I said, "Won't we?" Yes!
(Peter Pan and Tiger Lily do a special handshake. Tiger Lily and Tootles leave.)
PETER: I could show you round the island, if you like?
WENDY: I'd love to! Can we go and see the mermaids?
PETER: Sure.
WENDY: Let's go.
(They leave together waving at the audience)
WENDY: See you later. Bye!
SCENE 6
HOOK: You will meet me here tomorrow at noon, then you will take me to Peter Pan's secret hideout. Correct?
TINKERBELL: Yes and in return, you've promised to get rid of Wendy for me.
HOOK: Oh yes, I'll get rid of her!
TINKERBELL: Don't forget, you promised not to harm Peter. That was the deal.
HOOK: Of course, you have my word.
TINKERBELL: If you hurt Peter, you'll have me to answer to.
HOOK: Ooh, I'm shaking in my boots.
TINKERBELL: I'm warning you. Don't get on the wrong side of me.
HOOK: Yes, I can see you're not a fairy to be messed with. If you were twice as tall and three times as ugly, you'd make a very good pirate.
TINKERBELL: If you could fly, you'd make a very good fairy!
HOOK: Why you little minx!
HOOK: (To Smee) Go and fetch the prisoner!
SMEE: Aye aye, Captain!
TIGER LILY: Wait until Peter Pan finds out about this. Then you'll be in trouble.
HOOK: I don't need to worry about Pan. I'm getting rid of you today and him tomorrow. Take her away.
SMEE: Where to Captain?
HOOK: To Mermaids Rock, to drown when the tide comes in.
TIGER LILY: (Overacting badly) Killed in my prime. A flower that never reached full bloom...
(Smee starts to pull her off stage, she stops him)
TIGER LILY: Do you mind? This is the only decent speech I've got. This is my big moment. (Overacting again) Why ask for the moon when we can have the stars? Now is the winter of our discontent. Farewell everyone!
SMEE: And the winner is...Tiger Lily for the death speech in Peter Pan!
TIGER LILY: Thank you, thank you! I'd like to thank my hair stylist, my manicurist, my chiropodist, my speech therapist, my psychiatrist and my orthodontist.
SCENE 7
MERMAIDS ROCK
SCENE 8
WENDY: Oh Peter, the mermaids are fabulous!
(The mermaids hear Wendy's voice, scream and swim away.)
PETER: No! Wait! It's me!
(Ocean swims back.)
OCEAN: Peter Pan? Well, hello my dear.
PETER: I've brought someone to meet you.
These are my new friends Wendy, Jane and Mary. Wendy, this is my very old friend Ocean.
OCEAN: Oi! Less of the 'old'.
WENDY: I'm very pleased to meet you.
JANE: I've never met a mermaid before.
MARY: You're very beautiful.
OCEAN: Thank you, my dear. Pirates say we mermaids have the perfect figure.
JANE: I love that top you're wearing.
OCEAN: Thank you, my dear. I had to 'shell' out quite a lot for it.
WENDY: What's it like living under the sea?
OCEAN: We have a 'whale' of a time, my dear! We all get along 'swimmingly'.
What brings you to Mermaids Rock, Peter Pan?
PETER: I'm showing Wendy round Neverland.
MARY: It's a wonderful island.
PETER: Listen!
WENDY: What is it, Peter?
PETER: Someone's coming.
OCEAN: It's pirates. That means trouble!
I'm off. See you later, Peter Pan!
(Waves to audience) Bye!
MARY: Come on, Peter.
(Peter hides)
WENDY: What are you doing?
PETER: Hiding. Come on.
SCENE 9
SMEE: Hiya, shipmates!
TIGER LILY: Are we there yet?
SMEE: No.
TIGER LILY: Are we there yet?
SMEE: No
TIGER LILY: Are we there yet?
SMEE: Be quiet.
TIGER LILY: Please have mercy on me. I'm too young to die.
SMEE: Too young? Ha!
TIGER LILY: I'm only 7.
SMEE: 7? Oh no you're not!
TIGER LILY: Oh yes, I am.
SMEE: Oh no you're not!
TIGER LILY: Oh yes, I am.
SMEE: I don't like this either but orders are orders and Captain Hook is not a man to disobey.
SCENE 10
HOOK: Welcome back Peter Pan. You must be Wendy. I've heard a lot about you.
WENDY: I've heard a lot about you too - Stinkybreath!
HOOK: I do not have stinky breath, do I, Smee?
SMEE: (Holding nose) What? Oh no, Captain, course not. Tic tac?
HOOK: Later. First, I have to take care of Peter Pan.
PETER: Come on then, old man!
HOOK: I never did thank you for this present you gave me. So...(gashes Peters arm with his hook)...thank you!
WENDY: Peter!
HOOK: We'll both have to fight with one hand now Pan.
SMEE: Captain!
HOOK: What is it Smee. Can't you see I'm busy?
SMEE: Listen.
HOOK: It's that crocodile again! Ooh, Mummy! Help! Faster, Smee, faster. I'll get you next time Pan!
PETER: I look forward to it Stinkybreath.
WENDY: Are you alright?
PETER: I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
WENDY: The tide is coming in fast, Peter. Can you fly or swim?
PETER: Not with this wound. You must go right now.
WENDY: What about you? I can't leave you here.
PETER: I'll be back at the house before you! If I don't make it, dying will be an awfully big adventure!
WENDY: Don't say that, Peter.
SCENE 11
TINKERBELL: Peter! Peter! Wake up, Peter.
PETER: What's happening?
TINKERBELL: Thank heavens you're not dead.
PETER: Of course I'm not dead you silly fairy! Why would I be dead?
TINKERBELL: Captain Hook!
PETER: Captain Hook? Oh, what now? I'd better take my medicine.
TINKERBELL: No, Peter! Hook has poisoned your medicine.
PETER: Oh no he hasn't.
TINKERBELL: Oh yes, he has.
PETER: Oh no he hasn't.
TINKERBELL: Oh yes, he has.
PETER: Oh no he hasn't. I'll prove it to you.
TINKERBELL: No!
(Tinkerbell grabs the glass from Peter and drinks the poisoned medicine)
PETER: What do you think you're doing, Tinkerbell? That was my medicine.
(Peter notices Tinkerbell starting to feel unsteady)
What's the matter with you? It really was poisoned, wasn't it?
TINKERBELL: I'm afraid so.
PETER: Oh, Tink. You drank it to save me?
TINKERBELL: Yes. Now...I'm going to die Peter.
PETER: Oh no! Tink! Listen everybody. Poor Tinkerbell will die if we don't help her. Will you help her? The only thing that can stop a fairy from dying is if enough people believe fairies exist. If you believe in fairies, I want you to clap your hands as loudly as you can. (Peter claps to encourage them) Come on, you'll have to be louder than that. It's beginning to work. We need to make even more noise.
Keep clapping and stamp your feet as well.
Everybody join in, come on! It's working. Keep going. Now everyone shout "I believe in fairies!". That's it! Keep going! You did it. Welcome back, Tinkerbell.
TINKERBELL: Thank you for believing in fairies, everyone! As long as you keep believing in us, we'll never die.
PETER: Now, to find Hook. It's Hook or me this time!
SCENE 12
HOOK: I'll have to fight you again Pan. This time I will finish you off!
PETER: We'll see about that.
HOOK: I'm here, Peter Pan!
PETER: Be careful you don't fall into the sea Hook. The crocodile is right below you.
HOOK: Ha! You don't think I'd fall for that old trick, do you?
PETER: You're going to have a crocodile snapping at your heels.
HOOK: Argh! No! Help! Nooooooooooo!
(Loud splash, followed by screams)
SMEE: Hiya shipmates! Have you had a good time? Great. Everything's turned out perfectly. Peter Pan got rid of nasty old Captain Hook!
PETER & SMEE: Hurray!
PETER: Wendy, Jane and Mary have gone home to see their Mummy and Daddy.
PETER & SMEE: Hurray!
SMEE: Best of all, I don't have to be a pirate anymore!
PETER & SMEE: Hurray!
SMEE: Bye shipmates!
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